Tales From the Glitter Gym – The 105 Pound Dumbbells

Today my glitter gym became just a little more glitter.  We have three racks of dumbbells.  Rack #1 is a fine pairing of weights from 5 to 50 pounds.  Rack #2 is a massive collection of weights between 1 and 20 pounds.  Why the gym needs so many 5 pound dumbbells is beyond my comprehension.  Rack #3 has weights between 60 and 105 pounds.  I should say, it did go up to 105 pounds.  Not anymore.

Photo 40kg dumbbell from Flickr user ken_san.

The manager came over and pulled the 105 pounders off the rack and then went into another room and came back with a heavy load dolly.  I asked what was going on and he informed me they were making room for another pair of dumbbells.

Me: Heavier?

Manager:  Nope.  Lighter.

Me: Why?

Manager:  Do you use the 105 pound dumbbells?

Me:  Yes for rows.

He then loaded one dumbbell onto the dolly and wheeled it to a storage room.  Then he came for the other.  And in a moment, the top weight dropped from 105 to 95.  The real gym I went to in Bellevue had dumbbells that went up to 200 pounds.

The fact he needs a dolly to move a 105 pound dumbbell across the room is the very reason the gym needs that weight.  I thought about offering to farmers walk the dumbbells for him, but I didn’t want to be complicit in this weight room crime.

I understand that most members of the gym will never touch a weight that high, but they need to be there as a reminder that someone will.  And the someone might be you someday.  Strength training has a funny way of altering expectations about what is possible. Once one drops the nonsense of high-rep training and focuses on getting stronger, the weights start getting lighter.

This other guy just happened to be doing a dumbbell row with a 60 pound weight while my talk with the manager was occurring.  I tried to elicit his support for the 105 pound dumbbells.  He told me it didn’t affect him, since he doesn’t lift that weight.  Of course not! What did I expect from a guy wearing a weight belt, gloves and running shoes?  Or as I like to call it: the trifecta of stupid.

First they came for the 105 pound dumbbells, and I didn’t speak up because…