This White Man Can’t Jump

For the second time this month, my basketball got stuck behind the rim.  The first time it happened I thought it was the freak event of the year.  Then it happened again today.  Perhaps it has something to do with the cold weather?

stuck basketball

I can bench press my weight and do 20 consecutive pull-ups, but this white man can’t jump.  I was unable to get the ball via vertical leap.  In order to get it down, I use the “remove a shoe and fling it” strategy.  The shoe was able to hit and free the ball without getting stuck itself.

3 Comments

  1. TigerAl says:

    Just had a thought though it is more of a theory that needs validation :) : The cold could have caused the metal bolts fastening the hoop to the backboard to contract, tightening them further. Over-tightened bolts would tend to tilt the hoop upwards which could explain why the ball gets stuck behind it.

  2. MAS says:

    Excellent analysis. It is so nice to have a PhD commenting on my site.

  3. TigerAl says:

    Actually, this analysis is more a result of having assembled a lot of furniture in warm as well as cold weather and over-tightened quite a few bolts in the process :)

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